So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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