Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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