Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
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Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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