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Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
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