remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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