He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm getting married
To pizza
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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