College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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