Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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