You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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