So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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