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  • Submitted by turbidus on Sep 21, 10 at 10:19am

    It's because they only got on try at "cherry" picking and look how THAT turned out!

  • Submitted by Taipan on Sep 21, 10 at 10:07am

    Because sluts are too cool to have clean fun (pardon the pun) now and again...?

  • Submitted by regalbeagle on Sep 21, 10 at 10:03am

    This is just depressing.

  • Submitted by taylorfromspace on Sep 21, 10 at 7:08pm

    I, for one, appreciate the honesty.

  • Submitted by abster on Sep 21, 10 at 11:55pm

    Haha epic!!! You aware that as a slut you are aloud to do other things than take an enormous amount of cock right???

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 21, 10 at 2:48pm

    THE SLUTS ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE, AND WE LET EM OFF THE HOOK. NOW IF U WANNA CROWN EM THEN CROWN THEIR ASS!

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    Submitted by Michguy on Sep 21, 10 at 10:17am

    Just munch on the patch.

  • Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Sep 21, 10 at 10:41am

    I miss the rule book kinda :(

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    Submitted by mmdo34 on Sep 22, 10 at 9:04am

    Lmfao that's great

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    Submitted by wheresmywaffel on Sep 23, 10 at 10:57am

    I seriously think she set a standard for all woman here. They really ARE all sluts. Just sayin

  • Submitted by sup3rmanw1ll on Sep 21, 10 at 2:50pm

    We need more women like you. My little man salutes you! God bless America!

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 22, 10 at 4:27am

    The sluttiest women then to be the most honest.

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Sep 21, 10 at 12:40pm

    Of course we do! Sluts are known for having fun, and apple picking is fun!

  • 72 83
    Submitted by roseannamelson on Sep 24, 10 at 2:01am

    this is what I like to call 'self awareness'

  • 63 75
    Submitted by sassyfattie on Sep 22, 10 at 4:00am

    OMFG that is the best reason to not go apple picking EVER!!!

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    Submitted by YourMomsHero on Sep 21, 10 at 12:07pm

    Fail. 508 is MA. The 401 said nothing bad....

  • 62 93
    Submitted by loliliketexts on Sep 23, 10 at 12:09am

    Where is the rule book?

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    Submitted by HeatherGdubV on Jul 2, 13 at 6:30pm

    Damn right fuck apples! Applesauce bitch.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 10 at 11:44am

    Rhode island trash