Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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