office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
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You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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