I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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