why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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