I showed him my bush... on skype.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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