Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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