It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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