The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
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I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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