i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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