Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
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