Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
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the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
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10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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