Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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