Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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