Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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