What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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