Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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