did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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