What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
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