okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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