trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
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its like you know when i get waxed
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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