I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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