you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
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Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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