belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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