it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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