Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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