Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
nutella sex= disaster
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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