batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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