it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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