Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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