now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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