Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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