I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
ok first of all what the fuck
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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