Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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