There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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