theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
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You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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