Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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