can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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