Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
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Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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