Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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