was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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