So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
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I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
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He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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