you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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