70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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